Week 10: You Make The Call…

Dear NERFL Owners,

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

Standings:

Cardiac Kids  –  36 wins

DC Nukes –  34 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  32 wins

Carlos  –  30 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  28 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  27 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  26 wins

FC Players  –  12 wins

Rookie Sensation  –  9 Wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins

Week 10: Unofficial Standings

 

These are the current UNOFFICIAL NERFL Standings.

Because not all tie-breakers have been settled because all teams have not played each other. These standings are subject to change.

REMEMBER: Division tie-breakers are settled before non-division tie-breakers. A team behind a team within their division cannot leap frog a division rival because of a three-way tie-breaker. The divisional tie-breaker is always settled first. (ie: Dave beat Andy L., Andy L. beat Eli, and Eli beat Dave. Division tie-break gets settled first, then other teams are settled.)

 

	OVERALL LEAGUE STANDINGS:
		Season Statistics:
Rank	Team Owner:	Won	Loss	Tie
1	West Hartford Trees	7	2	0
2	Dragon Slayers	6	3	0
3	Cardiac Kids	6	3	0
4	DC Nukes	6	3	0
5	Carlos	5	4	0
6	Falls Church Players	5	4	0
7	Kenosha Maroons	5	4	0
8	Marty’s Schottenheimers	4	5	0
9	Pop’s Puppies	4	5	0
10	Rookie Sensation	2	7	0
11	E & J Experience	2	7	0
12	Jacksons 1 Yd Line	2	7	0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Week 10: Power Rankings

Here are the week 10 Power Rankings

1) The West Hartford Trees take control of the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) The Kenosha Maroons had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by Carlos.

4) The Cardiac Kids and Marty’s Schottenheimers fell the most amount of slots this week.

 

Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	14.08	0.95	West Hartford Trees
2	13.26	1.29	DC Nukes
3	12.37	-1.41	The Cardiac Kids
4	11.88	1.23	Dragon Slayers
5	10.26	1.25	Fall Church Players
6	9.37	1.31	Carlos
7	8.91	1.06	Kenosha Maroons
8	7.34	-1.21	Marty’s Schottenheimers
9	7.09	-0.77	Pop’s Puppies
10	3.28	-1.02	E & J Experience
11	3.00	-0.98	Jackson’s 1 Yard Line
12	1.97	-0.71	The Rookie Sensation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Four Questions & Last Man Standing

At the end of the Four Questions, you will find this week’s LAST MAN STANDING selections!!!  (So far Doug, Rich, Eric and Andy L. have paid up)

FOUR QUESTIONS:

• 1) There are six weeks left in the NERFL regular season; what areas of concern do you have with your team? Why?

Cardiac Kids –  Consistency at the RB and TE slot. I have gone to a five wide formation, so the TE isn’t as big of a concern but I can’t expect to pitch a (1) at the RB slot every week and win. But hey, if we have an issue, we put a little Windex on it…. Hopa!

Pop’s Puppies –  you mean besides the putrid effort my team puts up weekly/ sure they don’t score, can’t defend and the general manager [general geo s] should be fired and his assistant put in charge.

Carlos — Honestly.. Consistency is the only flaw we have right now… One week we can put some major points up, and POOF.. We lay a big Stinka. Other than that my team has no holes in it.. we might not be the Best on paper, But we can beat anyone in this league if were at our best, and firing on all cylinders..

Volume VIII; Edition 9

Last week we had another solid week … Btw, we would like to congratulate the 2009 World Series Champions: THE NEW YORK YANKEES !!!

Last week our Record was 4-2-0

 

Which brings our Season Record to 25-23-0

And now… onto this week’s games!

Week 9: You Make The Call…

Dear NERFL Owners,

 

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

 

Standings:

 

Cardiac Kids  –  32 wins

DC Nukes –  31 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  27 wins

Carlos  –  25 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  24 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  24 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  22 wins

FC Players  –  12 wins

Rookie Sensation  –  9 Wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins 

 

 

Week 9: Unofficial Standings

These are the current UNOFFICIAL NERFL Standings.

Because not all tie-breakers have been settled because all teams have not played each other. These standings are subject to change.

REMEMBER: Division tie-breakers are settled before non-division tie-breakers. A team behind a team within their division cannot leap frog a division rival because of a three-way tie-breaker. The divisional tie-breaker is always settled first. (ie: Dave beat Andy L., Andy L. beat Eli, and Eli beat Dave. Division tie-break gets settled first, then other teams are settled.)

 

	OVERALL LEAGUE STANDINGS:
		Season Statistics:
Rank	Team Owner:	Won	Loss	Tie
1	Cardiac Kids	6	2	0
2	West Hartford Trees	6	2	0
3	Dragon Slayers	5	3	0
4	DC Nukes	5	3	0
5	Carlos	4	4	0
6	Falls Church Players	4	4	0
7	Kenosha Maroons	4	4	0
8	Marty’s Schottenheimers	4	4	0
9	Pop’s Puppies	4	4	0
10	Rookie Sensation	2	6	0
11	E & J Experience	2	6	0
12	Jacksons 1 Yd Line	2	6	0

Week 9: Power Rankings

 

 

Here are the week 9 Power Rankings

1) The Cardiac Kids retain control of the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) Marty’s Schottenheimers and the Falls Church Players had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by the E & J Experience.

4) Three teams fell the most amount of slots this week.

 

Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	13.78	0.93	The Cardiac Kids
2	13.13	1.01	West Hartford Trees
3	11.97	0.72	DC Nukes
4	10.65	-1.30	Dragon Slayers
5	9.01	1.16	Fall Church Players
6	8.55	1.22	Marty’s Schottenheimers
7	8.06	-1.03	Carlos
8	7.86	-1.21	Pop’s Puppies
9	7.85	-1.11	Kenosha Maroons
10	4.30	1.30	E & J Experience
11	3.98	-0.95	Jackson’s 1 Yard Line
12	2.68	-1.24	The Rookie Sensation

 

 

 

 

 

Four Questions & Last Man Standing!

At the end of the Four Questions, you will find this week’s LAST MAN STANDING selections!!!  (So far Doug, Rich and Andy have paid up)

FOUR QUESTIONS:

 

• 1) If you had to describe one or two owners by comparing them to a household cleaning product; what owner(s) would you compare to said household cleaning products? Why?

 

Cardiac Kids  –  It would be the E & J Experience and Liquid Drano. After riding a 9-5 record and a division title in the playoffs last season, his season has gone down the drain faster than Liquid Drano could clear a clog in the pipes…. New Team Name: “E & J Drano’s”

Pop’s Puppies  –  thats easy/ the owner of the protest queen macaroons is like amonia [makes your eyes tear and has an awful "smell"]

 Carlos  –  Interesting Question.. So I’ll take some Windex for Doug, and I’ll take some Febreeze for Pops’s….. I’ll tackle Pop’s pick first.. Its simple.. Because Pop’s weekly banter is just like febreeze,Because It’s smooth and it leaves a pleasing aroma all over Nerfl on a weekly basis…. and…For Dougy, Sorry but no matter what he gets himself into on a weekly basis in Nerfl he reminds me of the Old man from ”My Big Fat Greek wedding”. No matter what he says or does “All I can think about is ” Put some Windex On It ” A great quote from that movie mentioned above. Because he says some of the craziest things, and always has a funny way to look at things in a view that i find rather amusing…

DC Nukes  –  Oh, this is a good one.  I play this every night while falling a sleep.  That’s why I have an answer for every team!!

Slayers   -  Pledge, their team is just lemony fresh
Experience – Cascade – no holes (spots) to be found in this line up
Sensation – Bleach (generic brand) – kills everything in sight for a low, low price
MENDONCA  – Windex – no streaks except the one of him blowing by you
Maroons – Tsumekaeyou, the Japanese power-house cleaner.  sure its 248 yen, but we know why!!
Puppies – Frebreze – it takes care of everything and wipes you off the field, no matter how much you stink
1 Yard Line  -  Lysol, because it is a powder or a liquid
Schottenheimers   - Clorox – like bleach but more expensive and stings your eyes more
Players – Palmolive – strong, but graceful
Nukes - battery acid – what?? sometimes you need to get out stains and you just over kill

Volume VIII; Edition 8

Last week we bounced back

Last week our Record was 4-2-0

Which brings our Season Record to 21-21-0

And now… onto this week’s games!