Volume X; Edition 17

Last  Week our Record was 1-1-0

 

Bringing our 2011 season Record is 47-28-0

 

 

Now onto the this week of NERFL

 

 

THE NERFL CHAMPIONSHIP:

 

 

#1  –  Pop’s Puppies          -vs-          #3  –  West Hartford Trees

 

 

The West Hartford Trees have a career 8-4 record against the Puppies

Pop’s Puppies won in week 5 by a score of 157-132 and in week 14 by a score of 148-128.

Pops Puppies have a two game win streak against the Trees.

The teams have never met in the playoffs..

 

 

 

Pops Puppies will win this week by a score of 152-136

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Week 17: Power Rankings

 

WEEK 17: Power Rankings
Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	18.46	1.06	Pop’s Puppies
2	16.20	1.06	West Hartford Trees
3	15.59	-0.93	Philly NymphoPhiActs
4	14.63	-0.98	Conference Call Slut
5	10.78	0.00	Kenosha Maroons
6	7.43	0.00	The Mouse That Roared
7	5.46	0.00	DC Nukes
8	4.37	0.00	Carolina Chaos
9	2.59	0.00	Fall Church Players
10	-0.40	0.00	Team Tebow Holy Rollers

Volume X; Edition 16

Last  Week our Record was 4-0-0

 

Bringing our 2011 season Record is 46-28-0

 

 

Now onto the this week of NERFL

 

 

THE SECOND ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS:

 

 

#1  –  Pop’s Puppies          -vs-          #4  –  Conference Call Slut

 

The Conference Call Sluts have a career 7-3 record against the Puppies

The Conference Call Sluts won in week 4 by a score of 145-139 and in week 13 by a score of 161-128.

The Conference Call Sluts have a four game win streak against the Puppies that started in 2009.

The teams have never met in the playoffs..

 

 

 

The Conference Call Sluts will win this week by a score of 162-151

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#2  –  Philly NymphoPhiActs          -vs-          #3  –  West Hartford Trees

 

Philly has a career 1-0 record against each the Trees

Philly won in week 9 by a score of 150-118.

Philly has a one game win streak against the Trees.

The teams have never met in the playoffs.

 

 

 

 

The West Hartford Trees will win this week by a score of 145-122

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Week 16: Power Rankings

WEEK 16: Power Rankings
Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	17.40	1.00	Pop’s Puppies
2	16.52	0.94	Philly NymphoPhiActs
3	15.61	1.17	Conference Call Slut
4	15.14	1.01	West Hartford Trees
5	10.78	-0.87	Kenosha Maroons
6	7.43	-1.15	The Mouse That Roared
7	5.46	-1.17	DC Nukes
8	4.37	-1.15	Carolina Chaos
9	2.59	0.00	Fall Church Players
10	-0.40	0.00	Team Tebow Holy Rollers

A Playoff Interview with the Philly NymphoPhiActs

Every once in a while, Kimmelitis will interview a NERFL owner in lieu of a four questions section that is normally printed in this section on Fridays.

We are sitting down with “Q” the CEO and owner of the Philly NymphoPhiActs and I guess I should add, Conference Champion Philly NymphoPhiActs to that greeting. Congratulations!

1) So how does it feel to be the New England Conference Champion in your rookie season?

There is no feeling until I hit that G-spot = “Goal of a NERFL Championship.”

A Playoff Interview with the DC Nukes

Every once in a while, Kimmelitis will interview a NERFL owner in lieu of a four questions section that is normally printed in this section on Fridays.

We are sitting down with Eric the CEO and owner of the DC Nukes… Thanks for joining us this week.

1)  So it’s been a rough year for the Nukes. After a bunch of second place finishes, do you want to give us a rundown of what happened/went wrong this season?

What went wrong is we lost too many games.  My assistant said, hey, you know how we keep winning games and then NOT winning a championship.  Well, let’s try losing.  I didn’t think he was right at the time, but I was drunk, there was a chicken with a Hawaiian shirt, and some name calling.  It was all very confusing at the time, but that is how it all started.  It also didn’t help that every major starter got hurt this year.  Even ones not on my team.  Just goes and teaches me to rely on “talent.”  Next year, no talent!  If you name isn’t Ryan Leaf, you aren’t getting drafted.  Can’t get hurt if you are on the bench!

Volume X; Edition 15 (Predicting the Playoffs)

Last  Week our Record was 2-3-0

Bringing our 2011 season Record is 42-28-0

Now onto the this week of NERFL

THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS:

#1  –  Pop’s Puppies          -vs-          #8  –  Carolina Chaos

The Puppies and The Chaos have a career 5-5 record against each other

The Puppies won in week 6 against the Chaos by a score of 127-107.

The Puppies have a three game win streak against the Chaos that started in 2009.

The Chaos beat the Puppies in the first round of the 2004 playoffs by a score of 95-81.

Both of these teams have gone at it all season, off the field and on the field. Don’t expect their to be any niceties the rest of the week or come Sunday. This is a classic battle between two teams that literally like to beat up on each other. It should make for a great game.

The Puppies will win this week by a score of 140-139

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Final Standings; You make The Call…

 

Congratulations “Q” … You have won the 2011 You Make The Call… Challenge!

 

Final “You Make The Call…” Standings

Philly NymphoPhiActs  –  42 wins
Falls Church Players  –  39 wins
Pop’s Puppies  –  36 wins
Kenosha Maroons  –  35 wins
Carolina Chaos  –  35 wins
Team Tebow Holy Rollers  –  29 wins
DC Nukes  –  18 wins

Final Regular Season Standings

OVERALL LEAGUE STANDINGS:
Season Statistics:
Rank    Team Owner:    Won    Loss    Tie
1    Puppies    10    4    0
2    Philly    10    4    0
3    Trees    9    5    0
4    CCS    9    5    0
5    Maroons    8    6    0
6    Mouse    7    7    0
7    Nukes    5    8    1
8    Chaos    5    9    0
9    Players    4    10    0
10    Tebow    2    11    1

Week 15: Power Rankings

 

Here are the week 15 Power Rankings:

1) Pop’s Puppies remains atop of the Power Rankings this week.

2) CCS, Philly and the Mice  (1 Slots) had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by the Falls Church Players.

4) The West Hartford Trees fell the most amount of slots (-2) this week.