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Round 2: The 2009 Predictions Series!

June 30, 2009 · 8 Comments

The Votes have been tabulated and by using the seceret and complex scoring method tha Kimmelitis uses to rate the predictions made by NERFL Franchises, the following can be predicted.

The Conference Winners and the top 3 Playoff spots in order from overall regular season winner to third spot. (the number in parenthesis is the tabulated score; closest to one being the best)

1) The Falls Chruch Players (6)

2) Pop’s Puppies (7)

3) Marty’s Schottenheimers (9T)

Which brings us to our next results:

 

The 2009 NERFL season bottom 3 teams spots in order. (the number in parenthesis is the tabulated score; closest to one being the best)

10) Kenosha Maroons (12)

11) DC Nukes (13T)

12) TBD (13T)

 

Now comes the final question…. because one more team needs to be eliminated:

Which of the following NERFL teams WILL NOT make the NERFL Playoffs? (only vote for one team!)

West Hartford Trees (9)

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever (9)

E & J Experience (9)

Cardiac Kids (12)

Dragon Slayers (10)

The Rookie Sensation (11)

 

Vote for the one team you think will not make the NERFL Playoffs in 2009!

And let the trash talk begin!!!!

Categories: general trash · predictions

8 responses so far ↓

  • Doug // June 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm | Reply

    As much as I want to throw the RIPs under the bus this week, how can I? 21-7 over the past two years dictates that he has to get in.

    So it comes down to the Dragon Slayers and The Rookie Sensation….. hmmmm… decisions? decisions?

    Just because I want to see Richie’s head explode, The CK’s predict that the Dragon Slayers are heading back to the loozers bracket!

  • pops // June 30, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Reply

    rookies should be seen and not heard [until year two] so i like the rookie to sit this one out

  • Rich // July 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm | Reply

    Thanks Doug for the vote of confidence, As I see it The rookie sensation is the vote of choice because he doesn’t know the league yet, but I’m going with E & J experience cause they just don’t know how to draft ha ha ha see ya

  • E&J // July 1, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Reply

    I THINK POPS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE PLAY OFF THIS YEAR.

  • carlos // July 1, 2009 at 11:46 pm | Reply

    Your Friggin kidding right. How did Wusserman get out of the bottom.. We all know he does his best work on his KNEES.. But since he’s not here because Dougy Doughy Boy didn’t want wussman to cry AGAIN.. He spared him the ridicule.. Answer to the question simple.. My team> were aiming for 1-13 record.. You’ll all see why when the season starts…

    carlos

  • Doug // July 2, 2009 at 7:51 am | Reply

    Wow… apparently the RIPs and E & J can read as well as they trash talk?! Which, by their comments above, we have proven is pretty bad on both fronts….

    E/J — Pop’s won his division and is therefore third and not subjected to this elimination round.

    RIPs — Team TBD finished 12th in the preliminary round and isn’t in this round as his team has already been eliminated.

    Hmmmmm….. so if you go back and read this post again; you will see that Pop’s is safe and TBD is eliminated and this post is about eliminating the fourth and final team from the prediction series….. (ie: teams 4-9)

  • carlos // July 5, 2009 at 1:02 pm | Reply

    Doug> You missed it by a mile my friend. You need to looker deeper into the issues> Dink.
    But let you assume what you want anyway… your just making yourself look like an obnoxious butthole. And dont call me to find out whats up.. I wont answer

    carlos

  • E&J // July 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm | Reply

    damn everybody getting harsh here. just a reminder this is a game not a life and death situation people.

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