Volume X; Edition 15 (Predicting the Playoffs)

Last  Week our Record was 2-3-0

Bringing our 2011 season Record is 42-28-0

Now onto the this week of NERFL

THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS:

#1  –  Pop’s Puppies          -vs-          #8  –  Carolina Chaos

The Puppies and The Chaos have a career 5-5 record against each other

The Puppies won in week 6 against the Chaos by a score of 127-107.

The Puppies have a three game win streak against the Chaos that started in 2009.

The Chaos beat the Puppies in the first round of the 2004 playoffs by a score of 95-81.

Both of these teams have gone at it all season, off the field and on the field. Don’t expect their to be any niceties the rest of the week or come Sunday. This is a classic battle between two teams that literally like to beat up on each other. It should make for a great game.

The Puppies will win this week by a score of 140-139

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#2  –  Philly NymphoPhiActs          -vs-          #7  –  DC Nukes

Philly and The Nukes have a career 1-1 record against each other

The DC Nukes won in week 3 by a score of 170-111 but Philly flipped the script in week twelve and won by a score of 132-124.

Philly has a one game win streak against the Nukes.

The teams have never met in the playoffs.

Unlike the first game of the week, these two teams like each other. Philly stunned the league by winning their conference in their inaugural season, now the question remains; can they become the first rookie to ever win a championship in NERFL? The next three weeks will answer that question and it all gets started on Sunday against a team that has knocked on the championship door more times than anyone.

The Philly will win this week by a score of 130-129

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#3  –  West Hartford Trees          -vs-          #6  –  Kenosha Maroons, PA

The West Hartford Trees have a career 6-4 record against the Kenosha Maroons, PA.

The Trees won in week 8 against the Maroons, PA by a score of 109-93.

The Trees have a four game win streak against the Maroons, PA that started in the first round of the 2008 playoffs.

The Trees beat the Maroons, PA twice in the playoffs. In the second round of the 2006 playoffs by a score of 78-38 and in the first round of the 2008 playoffs by a score of 143-98.

The West Hartford Trees are coming off a tough loss to a weaker division foe that cost the Trees the conference title. The Trees have a ton of playoff experience and are looking to win a 2nd NERFL title. The Kenosha Maroons, PA are hoping to take a late season surge into the playoffs in hopes that the momentum will carry them to a 2011 NERFL championship.

The Trees will win this week by a score of 142-122.

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#4  –  Conference Call Slut          -vs-          #5  –  Kenosha Maroons

The Sluts have a career 12-4-1 record against the Kenosha Maroons.

The Sluts won in week 5 by a score of 160-97 and in week 14 by a score of 162-148.

The Sluts have a three game win streak against the Maroons that started in 2010.

The teams have never met in the playoffs.

Pops Puppies likes to claim to be the highest scoring team in the league. Not true. CCS is. CCS also has a three week streak of scoring more than 160 points per game (5 on the season). This team is firing off on all cylinders and considering that CCS has an average margin of victory of 40pts per game this season against the Maroons, it does not look like a fair fight this weekend.

CCS will win this week by a score of 149-136

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One Response to Volume X; Edition 15 (Predicting the Playoffs)

  1. pops says:

    first of all, i’d love to know why the kenosha [protest queens] macaroons are playing both the sluts and the trees

    second, whats up with this comment about the puppies claiming they are the most prolific scoring team in the league. actually the dog bites have consistently said that the trees and the sluts are more explosive.

    thirdly, does the writer of this blog think by insulting the puppies [by calling them "a weaker division opponent"] after the pups beat the trees convincingly the pups will show any mercy to the chaos either on the field or in print

    the chaos are going to be “gronkowski’d” this week by a big margin. love live the “ceasar” but the puppies come to bury “ceasar”. “deep, really deep”.

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