Week 4: You Make the Call…

Dear NERFL Owners,

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

Standings:

DC Nukes –  12 wins

Cardiac Kids  –  11 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  10 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  8 wins

FC Players  –  8 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  6 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  5 wins

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  5 wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins

Volume VII; Edition 16

We had a good week last week going 3-1-0 which brings our season record to 49-39-0

THIS WEEK’S GAMES:

• (1) RIP My Big Boy Red   -vs-   (7) DC Nukes

RIP My Big Boy Red have a career record of 2-1-1 against the DC Nukes

The DC Nukes won the 2008 game in week 5 by a score of 110-82

These teams have never met in the playoffs.Outlook:  The computer does present Scenarios where the NUKES can upset the RIPs, but that is only 17% of the computer simulations.

• RIPs win 118-101

• (3) Marty’s Schottenheimers   -vs-   (5) West Hartford Trees

The West Hartford Trees have a career record of 5-3 against the Schottenheimers.

Marty’s Schottenheimers won the 2008 game in week 8 by a score of 104-88

These teams met once in the playoffs during the 2007 season. The Trees knocked out the regular season champion in Round 1 of the playoffs last year by a score of 83-54.

Outlook: The Schottenheimers are looking for revenge of last year’s early playoff exit at the hands of the Trees but unfortunately, the Trees know when it is time to ramp up the competitive juices and knock teams down to size; during the playoffs!! The Trees are looking for a week 17 rematch against the Trees; only this time in the championship game, not the consolation game….

• “Da Trees” win this week 118-102

That is all we have for you, be back next Thursday with another round of predictions!

Week 12: Power Rankings

Here are the week 12 Power Rankings

1) RIP My Big Boy Red remains in the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) The WH Trees and Team TBD had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was Anita’s Angels.

4) The E & J Experience and Marty’s Schottenheimers fell the most amount of slots this week.

Rank	Power Rating	Wkly Diff	Team Name
1	14.22	-0.02	RIP My Boy Big Red Forever
2	11.24	0.05	West Hartford Trees
3	11.06	-2.09	Marty’s Schottenheimers
4	11.04	0.18	Fugawi Frogz
5	10.74	0.04	Team TBD
6	8.84	-1.89	E & J Experience
7	8.82	-1.76	Fall Church Players
8	6.60	0.19	Pop’s Puppies
9	6.25	-1.87	DC Nukes
10	1.87	-1.91	Dragon Slayers
11	1.85	-1.88	Kenosha Maroons
12	-0.32	0.55	Anita’s Angels

Week 9: You Make The Call…

Standings after week 8:

Fugawi Frogz  –  32 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  28 wins

R.I.P. My Big Boy Red  –  26 wins

Team TBD  –  8 wins

DC Nukes  –  4 wins

Week 9: You Make The Call…

 

 

Dragon Slayers -vs.- West Hartford Trees

 

Pop’s Puppies  –  still like the trees to win it all so how can i vote for the dragons/ take the trees give the points

 

Fugawi Frogz  –  I keep waiting for the Slayers to put that streak together and although I believe it will happen, the Trees are just loaded…. DA Trees

 

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  West Hartford Trees Crush The Dragon Slayers  131-78

 

 

 

Heard in the Locker Rooms…

We had a little life out of the NERFLites  last week….

 

Starting with E & J shooting off his mouth to the Shottenheimers:

 

I AM GOING TO WHOOP YOUR A$$ LIKE I DID TO YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BE READY SON.

Then came Sunday and to everyone’s surprise; E & J won. Go Figure. Not to let things fall by the wayside, the Fugawi Frogz sent out the word to the entire league:

 

Wow!

 

Looks like E & J made Pop’s and the Schottenheimers ”his biatches!!!”

 

 

Week 3: Power Rankings

Here are the week 3 Power Rankings

1) R.I.P. My Big Boy Red Forever has knocked Team TBD of the top perch to grab the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) The DC Nukes had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was Marty’s Schottenheimers.

4) Pop’s Puppies and E & J Experience fell the most amount of slots this week.

WEEK 3: Power Rankings

Rank	Power Rating	Wkly Diff	Team Name
1	11.62	1.54	RIP My Boy Big Red Forever
2	10.08	1.77	DC Nukes
3	9.50	-0.96	Dragon Slayers
4	9.04	-1.58	Team TBD
5	7.92	2.77	Fugawi Frogz
6	7.69	-0.31	West Hartford Trees
7	7.62	3.24	Kenosha Maroons
8	7.54	4.54	Marty’s Schottenheimers
9	7.31	-1.38	E & J Experience
10	6.69	-1.93	Pop’s Puppies
11	3.15	-1.93	Anita’s Angels
12	2.19	-0.58	Fall Church Players

Week 1: You Make The Call…

This is the Kimmelitis section that allows the owners of NERFL to predict how every NERFL game of the week will turn out. Vying for a prize at the end of the season for having the best record in the “You Make The Call…” Contest, we are surprised that only four NERFL Owners weighed in. Better hope they have bad records because the prize won’t be based on winning percentage, it will be based on the most number of games called correctly during the season.

So, Let’s get started:

You make the call….

Team TBD -vs- The Fugawi Frogz

Fugawi Frogz  – I have to stand by the franchise and besides, it’s waterboy… we must be like 80 point favorites.

 

R.I.P. My Big Boy Red Forever  –  Fugawzi Frogs neuter the no-show wonderboy (team tbd)       98 to 42

 

Pop’s Puppies  –  the froggies

 

Team TBD  –  TBD will  be feasting on Frogz legs all weekend long.

 

Volume VII; Edition 1

We, at Kimmelitis, decided to let you all do the talking this week. Tomorrow morning, we will debut our “YOU MAKE THE CALL…” section and let you all continue to do the talking for this week.

For now, we at Kimmelitis will take it easy on everyone by simply playing nice for one week and just calling the games as we see them. Based on our computer models, here is how we see the opening week of NERFL:

Power Rankings: Week 1

This is our initial Power Rankings for the Season. It is a projection of the season based on draft results and our own equations. As real games take place, “real projections” will drastically change the weekly team Power Rankings.

Therefore, based on our calculations, these are our initial Power Rankings heading into the first week of NERFL:

WEEK 1: Power Rankings
Rank	Power Rating	Wkly Diff	Team Name
1	12.37	0.00	Pop’s Puppies
2	11.91	0.00	RIP My Boy Big Red Forever
3	11.47	0.00	DC Nukes
4	11.42	0.00	Fall Church Players
5	11.34	0.00	Dragon Slayers
6	11.15	0.00	Marty’s Schottenheimers
7	11.14	0.00	Captain MALcontent
8	10.98	0.00	E & J Experience
9	10.87	0.00	West Hartford Trees
10	10.78	0.00	Anita’s Angels
11	10.76	0.00	Kenosha Maroons
12	10.42	0.00	Fugawi Frogz

Survivor Series: New England Conference

It is time to predict the 2008 NERFL winners in every category, starting at the Conference level. All three Conferences have been re-shuffled  based on the records of the 2007 season and the teams in the New England Conference proved to be the cream of the crop (if you believe this rag tag group could be the cream of anything). Anita’s Angels won it all over the AARP aging brain of “Tuna Light” who is running pop’s Puppies (You should see the “Tuna Light” on a dance floor, he can cut a rug, I tell ya…) and anchored (literally and figuratively) by the juggernaut Mors Hostibus who is the only team to start a season 0-5-1 and clinch a playoff spott at 7-6-1… So Kimmelitis has one all important question:

Which one of these premier NERFL team will win the 2008 New England Conference?

1)   Mors Hostibus
2)   West Hartford Trees
3)   Pop’s Puppies
4)   Anita’s Angels

Please rank all four teams in order and give us what you think there 2008 regular season record will be after the fourteen game regular season.