Week 8: You Make The Call…

Dear NERFL Owners,

 

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

 

Standings:

 

Cardiac Kids  –  29 wins

DC Nukes –  28 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  23 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  22 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  21 wins

Carlos  –  21 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  18 wins

FC Players  –  12 wins

Rookie Sensation  –  9 Wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins 

 

 

Week 8: Power Rankings

 

Here are the week 8 Power Rankings

1) The Cardiac Kids take control of the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) Carlos had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by the Carlos.

4) Kenosha Maroons and the Falls Church Players fell the most amount of slots this week.

 

Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	12.85	1.39	The Cardiac Kids
2	12.12	-0.96	West Hartford Trees
3	11.95	1.09	Dragon Slayers
4	11.25	0.92	DC Nukes
5	9.09	1.69	Carlos
6	9.07	0.90	Pop’s Puppies
7	8.96	-1.21	Kenosha Maroons
8	7.85	-1.23	Fall Church Players
9	7.33	1.54	Marty’s Schottenheimers
10	4.93	-1.15	Vick’s Doggie Day Care
11	3.92	-0.98	The Rookie Sensation
12	3.00	-0.90	E & J Experience

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Four Questions & Last Man Standing!

At the end of the Four Questions, you will find this week’s LAST MAN STANDING selections!!!  (So far Doug, Rich and Andy have paid up)

FOUR QUESTIONS:

 

• 1) Pop’s Puppies and the Cardiac Kids got into a war of words over the topic of trades last week. Which team would you be more likely to discuss a potential trade with during the NERFL season? Why?

 

Cardiac Kids  –  Our record speaks for itself. More trades during the regular season than any other NERFL team. The only trading Pop’s does is with Josh in the offseason and even those trades seem to bite the Poptarts in the Arse!

Pop’s Puppies  –  POPS BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO TRADE.   AS EVERYONE COULD SEE SIMS WALKER IS A FIRST LINE WR AND DOUGIE DROPPED MAGAHEE WHEN HE COULDN’T FIND A “SUCKER”/ NEXT QUESTION

DC Nukes  –  The DC Nukes will trade with anyone, anytime.  We prefer to trade with those that are more desperate, but we will take what we can get.

Pissed Off Portugue  –  Thats simple.. Pop’s puppies. He’s a Good Man, and he’ll always be fair in my book. Pop’s roster also has more to offer im means of a possible trade anyway…Sorry Dougy, You have no one that intrigues me, plus i hope I SEE YOU in The PLayoffs.. PAYBACK Is a Bio##H…………

Dragon Slayers  –  Probably the puppies, cause he seems more likely to pull off a trade

Volume VIII; Edition 7

Last week was a BAD, Bad  week

Last week our Record was 2-4-0

Which brings our Season Record to 17-19-0

And now… onto this week’s games!

Week 7: You Make The Call…

Dear NERFL Owners,

 

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

 

Standings:

 

Cardiac Kids  –  23 wins

DC Nukes –  22 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  18 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  18 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  17 wins

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  17 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  16 wins

FC Players  –  12 wins

Rookie Sensation  –  9 Wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins 

 

 

Week 7: Power Rankings

Here are the week 7 Power Rankings

1) The West Hartford Trees retain control of the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) Four teams had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by the DC Nukes.

4) RIP My Big Boy Red Forever fell the most amount of slots this week.

Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	13.08	-0.78	West Hartford Trees
2	11.46	1.44	The Cardiac Kids
3	10.86	-0.91	Dragon Slayers
4	10.33	2.24	DC Nukes
5	10.17	1.14	Kenosha Maroons
6	9.08	1.33	Fall Church Players
7	8.17	1.34	Pop’s Puppies
8	7.40	-1.05	RIP My Boy Big Red Forever
9	6.08	-1.74	McNab’s McRibs
10	5.79	1.42	Marty’s Schottenheimers
11	4.90	-1.50	The Rookie Sensation
12	3.90	-0.68	E & J Experience

Four Questions & Last Man Standing

This week Pop’s Puppies and the Cardiac Kids have been trading barbs… We at Kimmelitis love it!

At the end of the Four Questions, you will find this week’s LAST MAN STANDING selections!!!

FOUR QUESTIONS:

 

 

• 1) The rumor around NERFL is that it is nearly impossible to get trades done. Are trades nearly impossible to get done in NERFL? Why? Why not?

Pop’s Puppies  –  because half the owners won’t trade and some of the other half won’t make credible offers.  of course some owners think mcgahee [a split rb situation] is equal to sims walker [no 1 receiver on a schizo jax team]…. perhaps that owner will now try to trade mcgahee for rice even up/ or not

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  It all depends on who you deal with on your trades.. Some owners try to low ball ya in this league, and others are just too scared to pull the Trigger…. If it’s a FAIR trade, I’ll Listen.. But if its BAD deal i just delete it, and move on to other NERFL Business. This is solely my opinion, and I’m sticking to it.

Cardiac Kids  –  It’s not that hard at all. I have executed more trades over the past five years than any other team. Why? Because I do not over value my players. Trading is not hard, what is hard is trying to have a dialogue with people who are grounded in reality.

Dragon Slayers  –  yes due to the cap

Rookie Sensation  –  How could I, as a rookie, answer that question.

Volume VIII; edition 6

Last week was an average week

 

Last week our Record was 3-3-0

 

Which brings our Season Record to 15-15-0

And now… onto this week’s games!

Week 6: You Make The Call…

 

 

Dear NERFL Owners,

 

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

 

Standings:

 

DC Nukes –  18 wins

Cardiac Kids  –  18 wins

Kenosha Maroons  –  16 wins

Pop’s Puppies  –  15 wins

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  14 wins

Dragon Slayers  –  14 wins

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  12 wins

FC Players  –  12 wins

Rookie Sensation  –  5 Wins

Team TBD  –  3 wins 

 

 

 

YOU MAKE THE CALL…

 

 

Week 6:

 

• Falls Church Players   -vs-   West Hartford Trees

Pop’s Puppies  –  STILL THINIK THE TREES ARE THE TEAM TO BEAT/   150-135

DC Nukes  –  Falls Church Players  118  -vs-   West Hartford Trees 109

RIP My Big Boy Red Forever  –  Fall Church Players over West Hartford Trees                115 to 101

Cardiac Kids  –  The Trees in a rout… Trees by 30

Kenosha Maroons  –  Trees 121-98

Marty’s Schottenheimers  –  Trees, or as I like to call them, “the next name on the trophy” (jinx much?)

Rookie Sensation  –  122 Falls Church Players   -vs-   104West Hartford Trees

Dragon Slayers  –  trees over players by 25

Week 6: Power Rankings

Here are the week 6 Power Rankings

1) The West Hartford Trees retain control of the top spot in the Power Rankings this week.

2) RIP My Big Boy Red Forever had the biggest rise up the list since last week.

3) The biggest positive jump point-wise this week was by RIP My Big Boy Red Forever.

4) Falls Church Players and Pop’s Puppies fell the most amount of slots this week.

Rank	Power Rating	Weekly differential	Team Name
1	13.86	1.01	West Hartford Trees
2	11.77	1.12	Dragon Slayers
3	10.02	-1.46	The Cardiac Kids
4	9.03	1.51	Kenosha Maroons
5	8.45	1.74	RIP My Boy Big Red Forever
6	8.09	0.92	DC Nukes
7	7.82	1.09	McNab’s McRibs
8	7.75	-1.40	Fall Church Players
9	6.83	-1.54	Pop’s Puppies
10	6.40	-0.97	The Rookie Sensation
11	4.58	-0.77	E & J Experience
12	4.37	-1.13	Marty’s Schottenheimers